Posted by Sam Lee on Jun 4, 2015 in A Featured Post, Funny
It’s so strange to think that before Facebook all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads. and for those of you on twitter… It’s so strange to think that before Twitter all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads. Save About Sam LeeMarketer, Photographer, and Meme Generator. Floridian since 96, accepting all friend request. Check out my photography on South Florida H20 and Our Kite Surfing Group.Mail | Twitter | Facebook | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by Thomas Strubinger on Jun 2, 2015 in A Featured Post, Funny
I don’t know who took this photo, when I tried to do Tiny Eye it pointed at another twitter account that no longer had the image up. I found it on @GaryWhitta under this post. I changed it up a little, because I thought it would be funnier this way. Disclaimer: The twitter acount for @lordvader has not been verified, and has not been in use since October 2014. About Thomas StrubingerHusband, Father, Foodie, Cardinal Fan. I am just an average joe, trying to make my way in this world. Living the dream in Juno Beach, Florida, and raising my kids right. I believe the most important things in life are your health and happiness.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by Thomas Strubinger on Jun 2, 2015 in A Featured Post, Food, Funny
I actually came across a version of this picture on twitter. People Magazine @peoplemag had posted a cropped version, but I always like to give credit where credit is due, so I turned to Tiny Eye. For those of you who do not know, you can find the original source of images with the help of a few different websites. Tiny Eye has given me the best results in the past, so I continue to use it. I learned that this mouth watering picture of Chocolate Covered Bacon is actual for a recipe on how to do it by Better Homes and Gardens About Thomas StrubingerHusband, Father, Foodie, Cardinal Fan. I am just an average joe, trying to make my way in this world. Living the dream in Juno Beach, Florida, and raising my kids right. I believe the most important things in life are your health and happiness.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by Thomas Strubinger on Jun 1, 2015 in Funny
These are word for word, reporting from court proceedings that were put together in a book called Disorder in the Courts. I couldn’t keep from laughing out loud, I don’t know how court reporters keep a straight face. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? About Thomas StrubingerHusband, Father, Foodie, Cardinal Fan. I am just an average joe, trying to make my way in this world....
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Posted by Sam Lee on May 28, 2015 in Funny
When you are dead you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same when you are stupid. About Sam LeeMarketer, Photographer, and Meme Generator. Floridian since 96, accepting all friend request. Check out my photography on South Florida H20 and Our Kite Surfing Group.Mail | Twitter | Facebook | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by South Florida H2O on May 28, 2015 in A Featured Post, Fishing Stories, Funny
A boy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many legged creature, the boy proudly dangled it before his mom. “No honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earhtworm.” “It’s not?” The boy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?” About South Florida H2OA South Florida Native who loves fishing, boating, and just about anything water related. Water activity Blogger and Singer Island Condo Specialist for Waterfront Properties #BeSocial Follow me everywhere @southfloridah2o Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google+, YouTube, and Pinterest.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by Sam Lee on May 19, 2015 in Funny
It’s no wonder the crime rate is up, we have removed all the phone booths, and now superman has nowhere to change. About Sam LeeMarketer, Photographer, and Meme Generator. Floridian since 96, accepting all friend request. Check out my photography on South Florida H20 and Our Kite Surfing Group.Mail | Twitter | Facebook | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by South Florida H2O on May 5, 2015 in Fishing Stories, Funny, Puns
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can’t tuna fish. About South Florida H2OA South Florida Native who loves fishing, boating, and just about anything water related. Water activity Blogger and Singer Island Condo Specialist for Waterfront Properties #BeSocial Follow me everywhere @southfloridah2o Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google+, YouTube, and Pinterest.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by Rachel Thomson on Apr 30, 2015 in Funny, Quotes
I respond to text messages in my head, sometimes weeks go by before I realize I didn’t respond in real life. i’m working on that… About Rachel ThomsonI am a part of the Internet Marketing team at Waterfront Properties & Club Communities , a family-owned business. I started working here in high school doing search engine optimization, and now after college I am back doing it full time. Along with SEO, I currently work on advertising, marketing, and social media projects.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by Thomas Strubinger on Apr 30, 2015 in Funny, videos
I so want to do this…. Guy puts a sticker outline of a dog, and rear wiper is tail…. Lmao ! Please feel free to sharePosted by Suzanne Jackson on Wednesday, April 15, 2015 About Thomas StrubingerHusband, Father, Foodie, Cardinal Fan. I am just an average joe, trying to make my way in this world. Living the dream in Juno Beach, Florida, and raising my kids right. I believe the most important things in life are your health and happiness.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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