In an attempt to recreate the magic that was Ellen’s Selife from the Grammys. Miley Cyrus failed at the MTV Music Awards last night. Another Dee too turnt (@ptv_dinaa) joked it was Versace vs Wal-Mart and I concur. What do you think? versace vs. walmart pic.twitter.com/2KHMLz4UCw — Dee too turnt (@ptv_dinaa) August 31,...
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I opened Facebook this morning, and had a new friend request. I didn’t recognize the name at first, but after clicking through to the profile I remembered my buddy. Who could forget that smile? Anyway, once I approved his feed changed, and his latest post was from Father’s Day. This is the card his kids made for him. Idea for Father’s Day Card Now I realize Father’s Day just passed, and it is 350+ days away, however if you should happen to find this post say in 2016 or 2017 then it was all worth while… Candy Card for Father’s day made by Kids This candy inspired card requires poster board and several candy bars; 100 Grand, Butterfinger, Pay Day, Extra Gum, Whatchamcallit, KitKat, York, Orbit Gum, MIlky Way, Mounds, Almond Joy, Now and Later, Rolo, Snickers, and Air Heads. If your dad/husband is a geeky type you could also incorporate Nerds into the mix. Having a child write out the card makes it all the better, but I think any dad with a sweet tooth would love to get this....
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You say you love the rain, but you open your umbrella. You say you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot. You say you love the wind, but you close your windows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. William...
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I don’t know who took this photo, when I tried to do Tiny Eye it pointed at another twitter account that no longer had the image up. I found it on @GaryWhitta under this post. I changed it up a little, because I thought it would be funnier this way. Disclaimer: The twitter acount for @lordvader has not been verified, and has not been in use since October...
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I actually came across a version of this picture on twitter. People Magazine @peoplemag had posted a cropped version, but I always like to give credit where credit is due, so I turned to Tiny Eye. For those of you who do not know, you can find the original source of images with the help of a few different websites. Tiny Eye has given me the best results in the past, so I continue to use it. I learned that this mouth watering picture of Chocolate Covered Bacon is actual for a recipe on how to do it by Better Homes and...
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These are word for word, reporting from court proceedings that were put together in a book called Disorder in the Courts. I couldn’t keep from laughing out loud, I don’t know how court reporters keep a straight face. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ...
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I took the beach road yesterday on my way home, and this cool old truck was parked at the beach. Just makes me happy to see these old volkswagen on the...
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Creativity is intelligence having fun- Albert...
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I was saddened this morning to hear B.B. King had passed, but at 89 1/2 I can only hope to live as full a life as he did. One of the greatest Guitarist of all time, his music, his blues, did as much to shape Rock n Roll as much as any. He inspired generations of guitarist, and will continue to do so I believe. RIP BB KING “I don’t think anybody steals anything; all of us borrow” – BB King Quote In his tribute to BB, Eric Clapton doesn’t agree, and thinks the blues is dying. No offense “God”, but I think the blues will survive. As long as kids out there are learning to play guitar, the blues will survive. BB King’s inspiration, will never be lost, because so many great one’s were inspired by it, and future generations will be inspired by it.. The way he made “Lucille” sing, is every guitar players inspiration, that is what everyone who has ever picked up guitar was trying to accomplish. Some just do it much better than others…. Thanks for playing Lucille for us BB, someday I hope to see you perform again in that great gig in the sky. Eric Clapton’s Good by to B.B. King BB King a dear friend and inspiration to me…. Posted by Eric Clapton on Friday, May 15,...
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