Posted by Thomas Strubinger on Jun 2, 2015 in A Featured Post, Funny
I don’t know who took this photo, when I tried to do Tiny Eye it pointed at another twitter account that no longer had the image up. I found it on @GaryWhitta under this post. I changed it up a little, because I thought it would be funnier this way. Disclaimer: The twitter acount for @lordvader has not been verified, and has not been in use since October 2014. About Thomas StrubingerHusband, Father, Foodie, Cardinal Fan. I am just an average joe, trying to make my way in this world. Living the dream in Juno Beach, Florida, and raising my kids right. I believe the most important things in life are your health and happiness.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by South Florida H2O on Jun 2, 2015 in A Featured Post, Beach Quotes, Quotes
It’s a smile It’s a kiss It’s a sip of wine It’s summertime About South Florida H2OA South Florida Native who loves fishing, boating, and just about anything water related. Water activity Blogger and Singer Island Condo Specialist for Waterfront Properties #BeSocial Follow me everywhere @southfloridah2o Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google+, YouTube, and Pinterest.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by WFP Quotes on Jun 2, 2015 in A Featured Post, Quotes, Womens Quotes
The Beauty of a woman is not in facial mode, but the true beauty is reflected in her soul. – Audrey Hepburn About WFP QuotesDaily inspirational quotes about life, being in love, the beach, fishing, and success. Positive popular quotes and sayings about friends, motivation, succeeding, and wisdom. Sometime the quotes are a breakups, moving on, but mostly just finding your happiness. Quotes that motivate by Waterfront PropertiesMail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | More Posts...
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Posted by Thomas Strubinger on Jun 2, 2015 in A Featured Post, Food, Funny
I actually came across a version of this picture on twitter. People Magazine @peoplemag had posted a cropped version, but I always like to give credit where credit is due, so I turned to Tiny Eye. For those of you who do not know, you can find the original source of images with the help of a few different websites. Tiny Eye has given me the best results in the past, so I continue to use it. I learned that this mouth watering picture of Chocolate Covered Bacon is actual for a recipe on how to do it by Better Homes and Gardens About Thomas StrubingerHusband, Father, Foodie, Cardinal Fan. I am just an average joe, trying to make my way in this world. Living the dream in Juno Beach, Florida, and raising my kids right. I believe the most important things in life are your health and happiness.Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn | Google+ | More Posts...
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Posted by Perfect Gentleman on Jun 1, 2015 in A Featured Post, A Gentleman's Code, A Gentleman's Rules, A Perfect Gentleman, Quotes
Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him. – English Proverb About Perfect GentlemanA Perfect Gentleman was started, becuase we felt the world needed a daily reminder of what it means to be a Perfect Gentleman. Please #BeSocial and follow us on your favorite Social Media list below, or on Pinterest. Mail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | More Posts...
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Posted by WFP Quotes on Jun 1, 2015 in A Featured Post, Life Quotes, Quotes
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” Winston Churchill About WFP QuotesDaily inspirational quotes about life, being in love, the beach, fishing, and success. Positive popular quotes and sayings about friends, motivation, succeeding, and wisdom. Sometime the quotes are a breakups, moving on, but mostly just finding your happiness. Quotes that motivate by Waterfront PropertiesMail | Web | Twitter | Facebook | More Posts...
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Posted by Thomas Strubinger on Jun 1, 2015 in Funny
These are word for word, reporting from court proceedings that were put together in a book called Disorder in the Courts. I couldn’t keep from laughing out loud, I don’t know how court reporters keep a straight face. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? About Thomas StrubingerHusband, Father, Foodie, Cardinal Fan. I am just an average joe, trying to make my way in this world....
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